Augie's Future

[Augie]

Hi folks,

I want to speak about someone on by-tor's board. I will call her "Athena". The owner of this board (Slaine) does not want me using people's names when I am saying bad things about them, and I agree. So, I will not use her real username.

Athena made up several lies about me. She took one of my quotes from a PM. She chopped it up, butchered it, twisted it around, and made it look like I said something that I didn't say. She accused me of threatening her. But she is actually the one who threatened me. I didn't threaten her.

Maybe when she is older and more mature, she will understand. She is VERY immature. When I was her age (19 - at that time), I was living on my own for 2 years already. I left home when I was 17. I went away to college, and I think I conducted myself very well. I was a model student and a model of responsibility. I didn't even have a phone. I had very little contact with my family. Athena has A LOT of growing up to do. I seriously considered pressing charges against her. The only reason I didn't is because of her age.

Athena is a Christian Conservative. She likes to quote scriptures from the Bible at people. She is the type of person who goes running around holding a crucifix and beating people over the head with a Bible.

Augie

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[Augie]

Hi folks,

Athena is the type of person who goes around sprinkling holy water on people and yelling, "The power of Christ compels you!" (remember "The Exorcist"?).

If they put her brain in a bird, it would fly backward. If they performed an MRI on her brain, they would find a cuckoo bird in her head. She is NUTS!!! And I think she neeeds help.

Athena also accused me of "loving" her. Oh yes, she is absolutely right. I am madly in love with her. I fantasize about going out on dates with her and having her ride shotgun to my farts. ;D

I feel sorry for the man who marries her. She would be like Harry Mudd's wife (from "Star Trek"). ;D

She is the "megabeast".

Augie

[Augie]

Hi folks,

I want to speak about someone else on by-tor's board. I'll call him "Sir Douchebag" or "SD" for short.

SD is one of the most pompous people I have ever met in my entire life. He's a Christian Conservative. He thinks he is so great just because he is a member of the Religious Right. In actuality, he's nothing but an 18 year old punk. And, yet, he wants everyone to address him as "Sir".

He likes to "mouth off" to people. When I was his age, I had my face bashed in and the f**king shit kicked out of me for saying to people less than 10% of what he said to me. He better watch what he f**king says to people in the future. I'm telling him this for his own good.

I was born and raised in NYC. If SD ever did that in NYC, they'd eat him alive. As soon as he opened his mouth, they'd bash his f**king face in, punch his f**king teeth down his throat, sweep the f**king pavement with him, and leave him laying there in a pool of blood. He wouldn't even get half a sentence out of his mouth. They'd bust his f**king skull open and drink out of his f**king skull. He is VERY lucky he lives in Ontario, Canada.

Augie

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[Augie]

Hi folks,

According to SD, only people with "good jobs" deserve to have prescription drug plans. So, if someone isn't lucky enough to get a "good job", then he/she doesn't desreve to have a prescription drug plan. And yes, getting a good job has more to do with luck than anything else (how qualified you are, etc.).

I have the following things to say to people like SD: "Keep your f**king religion to yourself. Stop trying to ram your religion down other people's throats. Stop quoting scriptures from the Bible at me."

Maybe you should pray that God makes you heterosexual. You're a sick f**king bastard!

Augie

[Augie]

Hi folks,

Someone on by-tor's board (I'll call him "Pluto") asked me some good questions. I think they deserve answers. But I was permanently banned from by-tor's board before I had a chance to answer them. So, I will answer them here.

Q1) How did you get your sickness?

A1) I thought I explained that on by-tor's board. But I'll explain it better here.

I was at my vacation home on Triton (a moon of Neptune). I was trying to create a deer population on Triton. First, I tried forcing a buck to have sex with a doe, but it didn't work. So, I tried to have sex with the doe myself. I was attempting to create a mutant species of "human-deer" on Triton by splicing human DNA with deer DNA.

At that point, Laura Bush (our First Lady) blasted out a tremendous fart on Earth. Even though she was millions of miles away on Earth, the "blast wave" from her fart was so powerful that it caused a deer tick to jump off the doe.

The tick landed on my "little Augie". Actually, in my case, I should call it my "big Augie". ;D The tick bit me there as I was having sex with the doe.

That's how I got my illness. Understand now?



Just kidding!!!

I honestly don't know how I got my illness. I can take an educated guess and say that I was bitten by a deer tick infected with LD. But that's just an educated guess. I can't prove it. I have no history of a tick bite. To my knowledge, I have never been bitten by a tick in my life. But that doesn't mean anything. A significant percentage of people with cLD don't remember the tick bite that gave them their illness.

Augie

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[Augie]

Hi folks,

Q2) If you hate the government so much, why don't you move?

A2) This is a stupid question. Do you realize the tremendous asshole you are making out of yourself by asking such a question?

Why should I move just because the US government is beating people down and violating the Constitutional rights of its citizens?

Are you related to Athena? You seem to suffer from the same cognitive deficits that she does.

Augie

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[Augie]

Hi folks,

Q3) Have you actually looked for a job that pays you $200,000 a year? If not, then you.....

A3) I can't find a job making at least $200,000 a year that also meets the other 2 criteria I listed in my companion thread. I've been looking for one for 16 years, but I can't seem to find one. Do you know where I can find a job that meets all 3 of those criteria?

Augie

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[Augie]

Hi folks,

Q4) You talk about your happiness.....what if my happiness entails me not paying for your healthcare?

A4) This is another stupid question. First, the taxpayers in this country have been paying for my healthcare for the past 16 years. So, you are paying for it anyway.

Secondly, SOMEONE has to pay for my healthcare. I certainly can't. There is no way in hell that I could ever find a job making that much money - especially that I am sick. Even if I were healthy, I couldn't find a job making that much money. Do you know what healthcare costs???!!!!! We're talking about hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.

My parents are just working-class people. They can't afford it.

I remember the last time I was on IV antibiotic therapy. The guy from the medical supply company dropped off a 14-day supply of my medication at my house. It was in a small box - about half the size of a shoe box. He said, "There's $20,000 in that box". It costs more than $1,000 a day. The taxpayers of this country (and especially the taxpayers in NY state) got billed $20,000 for a 14-day supply of my medication. And that's not counting all of the other medications I take. And that's not counting all of my other medical bills. Just that one medication alone costs $500,000 a year.

Augie

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[Augie]

Hi folks,

Q5) You still have yet to explain what your disease is.

A5) Do you have SEVERE mental retardation? I must have explained it at least 25 times in that thread. Do you know how to read?

Augie

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[Augie]

Hi folks,

Q6) Who will publish your book?

A6) That is none of your f**king business.



Q7) Who will write it.....?

A7) First, it's none of your f**king business.

Secondly, if you read that thread, you wouldn't be asking this question. You made an asshole out of yourself again.


Augie

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[Augie]

Hi folks,

Q8) What has Athena done besides express her views? Why must you chop her down.....?

A8) I didn't "chop her down". Athena did plenty to me. The worst thing she did was to accuse me of threatening her when I didn't.

She also hurled numerous insults at me, especially in her PMs to me. She made a complete asshole out of herself.

Augie

[Augie]

Hi folks,

In one of her PMs to me, Athena asked me how her mother "attacked" me.

Here is my answer:

She attacked me 4 ways:

1) She accused me of being a "Socialist" - just because I am trying to get off welfare. Nothing could be further from the truth.

2) She implied that some private health insurance company out there was gonna provide me with health insurance out of the goodness of their hearts - without being re-imbursed by taxpayers' money. You just don't say shit like that to seriously ill/disabled people.

3) She uttered the phrase: "I am opposed to national healthcare legislation." People who are opposed to NHCL are basically holding a gun to my head and forcing me (against my will) to be on welfare for the rest of my life. In my mind, anyone who utters that phrase is attacking/assaulting me. And when someone attacks/assaults me, I retaliate with OVERWHELMING force. That is my nature.

4) She also suggested that I should be happy and content to be on welfare and live in poverty for the rest of my life. Considering the model life I have led, and with my educational background, why should I do that?

Augie

[Augie]

Hi folks,

I have a message for Awip (if she ever sees it):

Generally speaking, I don't think you are a bad person. I think you are "lost" (in life) - much more so than other people. You need to find yourself.

Salvation comes "from within". You keep looking for salvation "out there". You need to look inside yourself for salvation.

And stop being such a parrot. It gets annoying after a while. You need to think for yourself more, and you need to be more assertive. Many religious people suffer from this problem - the inability to think for themselves. They need to be told what to do.

Just before I was permanently banned from by-tor's board, you sent me a PM stating that there was something you wanted to discuss with me. What was it?

Augie

[Augie]

Hi folks,

I have a question for the government:

Where do you expect disabled people to live?

Since disabled people are not allowed to list their names on deeds, do you expect us to live in a cave?

I'll tell you what. Why don't you just find me a nice cave to live in for the rest of my life? And just make arrangements for someone to bring me bread and water every day. How's that? Is that satisfactory with you?

Maybe I'll be like John the Baptist and live in a cave for the rest of my life. Perhaps I can write the "Book of Revelations, part 2".

Augie

[Augie]

Hi folks,

In this post, I will describe my illness in more detail.

My most severe (and most disabling) symptoms are my neurological symptoms (encephalitis, meningitis, lightheadedness, dizziness, pressure in head, etc.). I also have several cardiac symptoms (inflammation, abnormal beat, palpatations, etc.). I also have inflammation of my lungs, which causes difficulty breathing (severe at times). I have muscle pain and weakness. I have arthritis. I suffer from sleeping disorders and numerous neuro-psychiatric disorders.

That is just a partial listing of my symptoms. I have literally hundreds of symptoms in addition to that.

Augie

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