Augie
The Fart Meister
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Post by Augie on Jun 20, 2006 20:06:37 GMT
Hi folks,
I have spent the past 18 months or so preparing my outline for this thread. Because of my illness and my limited time on the internet, it is probably going to take me at least several months (and possibly more than a year) to complete this thread. So, please be patient.
In May 2006, I reached an incredible milestone: my 16th year on public assistance ("welfare"). I have decided to do something about this situation.
If anyone wishes to contact me, my e-mail address is:
Rush666ac@peoplepc.com
If anyone wants to call me, my phone number is:
(888) 927-7465
The best times to call me at this number are weekdays 6:00 AM - 11:30 AM. Sometimes I am too sick to talk on the phone. Just ask to speak to my brother Howard, and give a message to him. He will take down all of the information and relay it to me when I feel better.
For further info or to give donations, please contact the following organizations:
Lyme Disease Foundation (LDF) at (860) 870-0070 (in CT)
Lyme Disease Association (LDA) at (888) 366-6611 (in NJ)
Please do NOT contact or donate to the American Lyme Disease Foundation (ALDF). This is a "bullshit" organization that does nothing but torture and torment Lyme Disease patients.
Augie
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Augie
The Fart Meister
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Post by Augie on Jun 20, 2006 20:11:08 GMT
Hi folks,
While you are waiting for me to complete this thread, please read my "Augie's Doctors" and my "Augie's Politicians" threads in the politics section of this board. Those 2 threads are companion threads to this thread.
Also, feel free to read my other posts and threads. Most of my threads are in the politics section, the "For Mongo" section, and the "With a Drink and a Friend" section.
Augie
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Augie
The Fart Meister
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Post by Augie on Jul 24, 2006 21:33:53 GMT
Hi folks,
I hope I don't get arrested because of these political threads, but there is always that possibility.
I have been suspecting that the US government has been monitering my activities on the interenet since circa Fall 2004. If this is not the case, then you guys are slipping. Yes, I am taunting you.
To the US government:
If you want to arrest me, please keep the following things in mind:
1) The views that I express on this board are MY views. They are not the views of the owner/admin of this board. So, plesae leave him alone.
2) I am seriously ill/disabled. Please consider this if/when you decide to arrest me.
3) I'm a superhero. I am "Fartman". I wear a superhero's costume, complete with cape. I use my farts to propel myself thru the air. My farts are more powerful than a speeding locomotive ("Watch me blow up this toaster with my fart..."). I am able to leap tall buildings with a single gastric blast. I use my farts to capture criminals. I fight crime with my gastric gases. Sometimes, I use a "doody tsunami" fart, and sometimes I use a "magic mud blast" fart, but I always get my man. If you arrest me, there will be no one left on the streets of NYC to fight crime with his farts.
4) The computer that I am using is at my sister's house. Please respect my sister's property (computer, etc.). My sister needs this computer for work. Without it, she wouldn't be able to do her job.
5) Please leave my family, my sister, and my sister's family alone. They have no part of this. If you want to arrest me, that's fine. But just leave them alone.
6) Let me get this thread (and its companion threads) done before you arrest me. I think I have a right to be heard.
Leave it to Pres. Bush to put a seriously ill/disabled person in prison - just because that person is sick and tired of having his constitutional rights violated. I don't know of any other president that would do this, but I know that Pres. Bush would.
As I have stated on other Rush boards, I never wanted anyone to feel sorry or feel sympathy for me. I am just trying to effect some positive changes in this country.
Augie
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Augie
The Fart Meister
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Post by Augie on Jul 24, 2006 21:40:04 GMT
Hi folks,
I don't want people helping me. I want to help myself. I want to be self-sufficient. But I can only do that if the laws in this country change.
I am not trying to be a "hero" or anything like that. I am not seeking attention. Believe me, I am not like that at all. I am the antithesis of that. I'm an introvert.
I am just an ordinary person who is trying to get off welfare and trying to get out of this terrible situation I am in. And maybe I can fix some of the problems in this country too.
Augie
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Augie
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Post by Augie on Jul 24, 2006 21:46:47 GMT
Hi folks,
To the US government:
If you want to arrest me, I'll even make it easier for you. I'll give you some hints. The computer I am using is at my sister's house. "Augie" isn't just my username on this board. It's my real name. How many people named "Augie" live in Staten Island, NY?
Augie
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Augie
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Post by Augie on Sept 1, 2006 18:28:40 GMT
Hi folks, I was listening to Howard Stern last week. He said that Pres. Bush sounds like he is having a "breakdown". Augie
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Augie
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Post by Augie on Sept 1, 2006 18:45:06 GMT
Hi folks, Pres. Bush is a "dumb retard" and a "jackass" - in plain English. For 3 years, I supported him. Then, he started rearing his fangs. In 2004, he started doing all stupid things. He started acting like a f**king retard. He started acting more like a Christian Conservative and less like a Conservative Republican. I turned against him. When he started attacking Howard Stern, that was the "straw that broke the camel's back". That's what pushed me over the edge. I have been a Republican since I was a kid. I was a registered Republican for several years. I was a registered Republican who campaigned for John Kerry. I wasn't campaigning "for" Kerry. I was campaigning "against" Bush. I was campaigning for whoever the person was who was running against Bush. That person just happened to be Kerry. Pres. Bush literally drove me to quit the Republican party. Before the 2004 presidential election, I promised myself and a whole bunch of other people that, if Pres. Bush won re-election, I was gonna quit the Republican party. I say what I mean, and I mean what I say. To prove that I am a man of my word, exactly 2 days after the election, I quit the Republican party. I turned in my papers and quit the party. I am no longer a registered Republican. I am an independent now. If Emperor Palpatine was running against Bush, I would have campaigned for Palpatine. I have never been active in politics before. But, now I have no choice - for my own future. Pres. Bush's policies are a dismal failure. We set a record last year. Never before in the history of USA have so many Americans been living in poverty. Since 2000 (since Pres. Bush has been president), poverty rates are up substantially, and the number of people receiving welfare/Medicaid are also up dramatically. Recently, I was reading a story in the newspaper written by a Christian Conservative. This guy was complaining that people are trying to make Pres. Bush look like an idiot. Bush doesn't need other people to do that. He does a pretty good job of doing that himself. Augie
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Augie
The Fart Meister
Posts: 491
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Post by Augie on Sept 1, 2006 18:49:21 GMT
Hi folks,
Do you remember those "Reagan Democrats" from the 1980s? Well, I was one of those "Kerry Republicans" in 2004. Recently, Mr. E J Dionne (a political newspaper columnist) wrote an article about The "Northeast Republicans" (like myself). He explained how we are shifting towards the Democratic party because we are disgusted by the policies of the Bush administration and Christian Conservatives.
John Kerry was my ticket off welfare. With the re-election of Pres. Bush, the "light at the end of the tunnel" was extinguished for me. This means that I am going to be forced (against my will) to be on welfare for at least another 4 more years.
If Kerry were president, I'd be well on my way to getting off welfare by now.
Augie
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Augie
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Post by Augie on Sept 1, 2006 19:03:20 GMT
Hi folks, I have been pushed too far by Pres. Bush and Christian Conservatives. Do you know the story about the straw that broke the camel's back? Well, guess what. That camel's back just broke. Every human being has their breaking point. I have "crossed the Rubicon". There is no turning back now. I no longer recognize the US federal government as a legittimate government. I have been "under attack" for 25 years. I have 25 years' worth of anger and 25 years' worth of unresolved issues. Now, Pres. Bush is going to have to deal with me (and my 25 years' worth of anger and my 25 years' worth of unresolved issues). He (and Christian Conservatives) brought this all to a head. It's just 25 years of being beaten down. I can't take this anymore. I guess you can say that I am having a "breakthrough". According to legend, Marc Antony once said to Octavian, "You may die without ever having lived." Anyone can make that statement to me and be correct. Octavian was re-named Augustus Caeser when he became Rome's first emperor. It's interesting (and ironic?) that I have the same name. Augie
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Augie
The Fart Meister
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Post by Augie on Sept 1, 2006 19:09:28 GMT
Hi folks,
I think it is absolutely ridiculous that someone with my background should be on welfare for 16 years.
At this point, I am willing to sell my soul to the devil to get off welfare. That's how desperate I am to get off welfare.
If I have to go to prison to get off welfare, then so be it. If my arrest(s) and/or imprisonment is going to be the first step in my very long process of getting off welfare, then I will accept that.
I am prepared to become a "political prisoner" or a "prisoner of conscience". I would prefer that to not being able to look at myself in the mirror.
I am not choosing this path. I am being forced down this path by the actions of the Bush administration.
If Pres. Bush wants to act like a f**king retard, then that is his business. But I am sick and tired of suffering because of his (and Christian Conservatives') stupidity.
Pres. Bush f**ks everything up. He makes a mess out of everything. Everything he touches turns to shit. He (and Cheney) can't do a goddam thing right.
I am not advocating violence - for now. I want to give the government a chance to resolve these issues peacefully.
Augie
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Augie
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Post by Augie on Sept 1, 2006 19:18:17 GMT
Hi folks,
If Pres. Bush and Christian Conservatives don't like my language, then too f**king bad!!! They like to beat people down and prevent people from bettering themselves.
If this is what it means to be a "Christian" (to deny healthcare to a seriously ill/disabled person, to beat people down, to prevent people from bettering themselves, etc.), then that is yet another reason that I choose to not be a Christian. And it is yet another reason that I choose to be an agnostic.
Augie
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Augie
The Fart Meister
Posts: 491
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Post by Augie on Sept 1, 2006 19:28:38 GMT
Hi folks,
If Pres. Bush has a problem with what I am writing here, then tell him to come and get me. I am not afraid of him.
If Pres. Bush puts me in prison, it might be a step up for me. He might actually be improving my quality of life. I might write him a letter from prison thanking him for putting me in prison. I'll get free healthcare in prison.
Would my life really be that much different in prison? Think about it. I am seriously ill/disabled. I rarely leave my parents' home. I have no life. He might be doing me a favor by putting me in prison.
Like Sharon Valeri of "Battlestar Galactica" likes to say: "Sometimes you gotta roll the hard 6". Obviously, the stakes are very high for me.
As the cylon said in the pilot episode: "It has begun..."
Augie
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Augie
The Fart Meister
Posts: 491
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Post by Augie on Sept 1, 2006 19:33:25 GMT
Hi folks,
It's up to the governemnt to get me off welfare. I've done all I can do. It's out of my hands now.
My entire future (and whether or not I even have a future at all) is hinging upon whether or not Pres. Bush passes NHCL.
If I don't start getting arrested soon, then I am not going to have a future.
Augie
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Augie
The Fart Meister
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Post by Augie on Sept 1, 2006 20:05:13 GMT
Hi folks,
I was torn between whether or not I should add this post. It was a difficult decision. I think it is for the best that I am adding it.
Before you read any more of this thread, please follow these instructions:
1) Go to By-tor's Rush board ("by-tor.com"). 2) Click on "interact" and "message forums". 3) Go to the politics section. 4) Click on "Announcement: Support For Candidates Day". 5) Read that thread. 6) Come back here and finish reading this thread.
This thread is basically a continuation of that thread. It will help you to better understand this thread.
Warning: That thread was SEVERELY edited by the owner of that board.
Also, a young woman on that board accused me of threatening her. Please don't pay any attention to her and her lies. First, she accused me of threatening her. Then, she backed up her phony claim that I threatened her with a quote that wasn't even my quote. She made it up. I NEVER threatened that girl. So, please disregard her false statements.
In this thread, I'm gonna continue my literary assault on Pres. Bush. I have decided that I'm gonna be a thorn in his side for the next few years. I'm gonna torment him and antagonize him.
Augie
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Augie
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Post by Augie on Sept 1, 2006 20:16:43 GMT
Hi folks,
Someone on by-tor's board raised a point. He said that these types of issues (politics) don't belong on a Rush board. I TOTALLY disagree with him.
First, I STRONGLY believe in freedom of speech.
Secondly, I like to know who my friends are and who my enemies are. And I like to find out this information as soon as possible. One way of doing this is to look at "the beast" that is inside of people. The best way of doing that is to put a person "under duress" (discussing politics, etc.). You know, "Grace Under Pressure". I have been "under duress" for 25 years, and ESPECIALLY for the past 16 years. And I think I have performed admirably.
Augie
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