Augie
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Post by Augie on Oct 28, 2005 20:19:09 GMT
Hi folks, I was listening to Howard today. Howard's staff members were all fighting. Ronnie said nasty things about Sal yesterday on Sirius. So, today, Sal got into a heated fight with Ronnie. Sal called him a "f**king scumbag" about 30 times and a "f**king homo" about 15 times over the air. They were fighting like hell. They were really going at it. At one point, Robin had to get up and step in between them. They were just about to start punching each other. Sal got like an animal. Yesterday, Sal put a "monkey" sign on Gary ("Baba-booie"). Sal threw about 200 cartridges at Jason. Sal farted on Ruth (Howard's Sirius producer). Howard yelled at Sal for that. Ruth is a nice woman. This is Howard's "dysfunctional family". Augie
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Post by Augie on Oct 28, 2005 20:21:42 GMT
Hi folks, I was listening to Howard today. Yesterday, on Sirius, Howard's parents hosted a show. It was fantastic. People called in and asked them all kinds of personal questions. The phone lines were full, which is a good sign. Augie
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Post by Augie on Oct 28, 2005 20:24:31 GMT
Hi folks,
I was listening to Howard today. They were talking about that "black person's haunted house" skit that Sal did. There are a bunch of black guys who host a show on Sirius. They heard about it. They want to kill Sal. They are not kidding. They are serious.
Augie
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Post by Augie on Oct 28, 2005 20:28:02 GMT
Hi folks, This is a sign of the times. I was listening to Howard today. Gary said that he feels like the person in charge of the life boats of the Titanic. Every time he walks around the Infinity Broadcasting building, people beg him to take them with him and Howard to Sirius. Is that a telling sign, or what? Augie
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Post by Augie on Nov 16, 2005 19:07:54 GMT
Hi folks, "Cabbie" is one of Howard's staff members. About 6-9 months ago, he checked himself into Staten Island University Hospital. They referred him to the "psych center" and put him in the "mental ward". This is a true story. I am not making this up. By the way, I didn't hear about this on Howard's show. I read about it in the Staten Island Advance (our local newspaper). Howard's staff members are all f**king nuts. That's why I love them so much. Augie
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Post by Augie on Nov 16, 2005 19:12:16 GMT
Hi folks, "Stuttering John" Melendez and Cabbie are/were 2 of Howard's staff members. John is now with Jay Leno's "Tonight Show". About 1-2 years ago, they got into such a fight over the air. It got so bad that they actually had a boxing match in Las Vegas, NV. It was hilarious. Augie
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Post by Augie on Nov 16, 2005 19:27:23 GMT
Hi folks, I was listening to Howard yesterday. He is finalizing his plans for his last day on the air. Some people proposed a private party, but Howard didn't like that idea. He wants to involve the fans more. And he wants it to be more dramatic. Howard has a great idea. On 12/16/05, Howard's last day, he is going to physically move while he is on the air. Is that cool or what? Starting at 8:00 AM on that day, Howard is going to carry his stuff down the stairs. Then he is going to walk the 7 blocks from the Infinity Broadcasting building to the Sirius building. Howard doesn't want anyone helping him carry his stuff. He wants to carry it himself. This is very symbolic. He wants to carry his stuff like a martyr - just like Jesus carried his own cross through the streets of Jerusalem. Howard is always saying that he is being "crucified" by the FCC. He wants his "crucifixion" to be a public spectacle for the whole world to see. He wants to be a "martyr". The public is invited to walk along with him along his "crucifixion route". Right now, he is in the process of trying to get the band Green Day to play along the route. They love Howard. If this happens, this is going to be one of the greratest events in human history. Several years ago, Howard wrote a book. When it first went on sale, he held a public event in Manhatten (NYC). So many people showed up that he literally shut down the entire borough of Manhatten. NYC was in gridlock. Augie
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Post by Augie on Nov 16, 2005 19:34:19 GMT
Hi folks,
I have some sad news to tell everyone. Infinity/Viacom (Howard's company) won't let Howard keep any of his archived material. He made them a VERY generous offer to buy it, but they won't give it to him. They are being spiteful.
This is so ironic because it was Howard's idea to save the material in the first place. Infinity wanted to destroy it many years ago. Howard convinced them to save it. If it wasn't for Howard, there wouldn't even be any archive material. To make matters worse, Howard spent more than $1 million of his own money to preserve this material.
They are being real spiteful f**king scumbag bastards.
Augie
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Post by Augie on Nov 16, 2005 19:39:09 GMT
Hi folks, I was listening to Howard yesterday. He played a tape of a prank phone call that one of his fans made to Tom Chiasano (Howard's boss) when Tom was in the hospital. The fan says, "Hello, my name is cancer. I'm looking for Tom's scrotum, his testicles, his colon, his spleen, his brain.....". It was pretty "sick", but it was funny. Everyone loves to goof on Tom. Augie
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Post by Augie on Nov 18, 2005 0:34:38 GMT
Hi folks, George Takei of "Star Trek" fame was on Howard's radio show this week. I missed it. Howard interviewed him. They always have a ball together. Howard likes to bust his chops with "gay" jokes. Howard even made a "bit" (a song parody) of Takei's sayings. It is hilarious. It is loaded with gay jokes. The song parody makes constant references to Takei's "wang". Howard calls it the "Sulu Dance" song. Takei HATES William Shatner with a passion. Takei is always trashing Shatner every time he is on Howard's show. Augie
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Post by Augie on Nov 18, 2005 0:38:19 GMT
Hi folks,
Howard is gonna be on David Letterman's show tonight, if anyone wants to see him. I am probably gonna be sleeping. The last time Howard was on Letterman, I taped it because Howard was plugging Sirius, trashing Chrisatian Conservatives, and blasting Pres. Bush.
Augie
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Post by Augie on Dec 2, 2005 19:46:46 GMT
Hi folks, I was listening to Howard a few days ago. Two of his staff members (Sal and Rich) are making a movie called "Supertwink". It is a movie about a homosexual superhero. Sal plays "Paxton Fudge". Rich plays "Bo Cocky". JD plays "Supertwink". "Elephant Boy" (aka "high-pitch Eric") is in it too, and so is Artie (he plays a plumber). Artie is the only one that is heterosexual. "Supertwink" is from the planet "Uranus" (get it? ;D). The movie also has a character called "Lord Rectum". As Supertwink flies around, his "large phallus" flops all around. In one scene, they are all at a gay bar. They are in the bathroom. Elephant Boy has a gerbil stuck up his ass, and he can't get it out. Artie the plumber has to plunge it out with a plunger. Artie has to plunge Elephant Boy's ass. "Cocoa" (the gerbil) is still alive. Elephant Boy kisses the gerbil after it is removed, and he gets "brown stuff" smeared all over his face. There is also a rape scene where Sal rapes Rich. He has him bent over a radiator. They are entering this film in the "Gay Film Festival". The movie is gonna be on Comcast cable's "In Demand". Augie
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Post by Augie on Dec 2, 2005 20:13:32 GMT
Hi folks, I was listening to Howard today. He has developed a rash on his chest because of all the stress he is under. He received 3,000 e-mails yesterday, mostly for business. His interview appears in the current edition of Esquire magazine. In that interview, he says that we should restore Saddam Hussein back to power in Iraq and pull our troops out. We should allow Iraqi men to have "whores", "pussy", "porno", and "Howard Stern". They will be more calm. Howard is gonna be on "60 Minutes" this Sunday. Ed Bradley interviewed him. Howard talks about how he wished death/cancer on Al Sykes (the former FCC chairman). Al developed prostrate cancer, and Howard said a prayer to Jesus that Al's cancer would spread. Al caused Lenny Bruce to commit suicide. Howard wishes it was Al who stuck the needle in his arm instead of Lenny. Howard is also in today's NJ Star Ledger. Howard is gonna be on "Saturday Night Live" on 12/10 (with Alec Baldwin) or 12/17 (with Neil Young and Jack Black of "King Kong"). He hasn't made up his mind yet which one he is gonna do. Howard said that Neil Young is "a hero of mine". Augie
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Post by Augie on Dec 20, 2005 22:38:44 GMT
Hi folks,
I was listening to Howard a few weeks ago. He said that George Takei appeared on a "gay" show on a "gay" channel.
Then I read in the newspaper that he came out of the closet. Well, it's about time. How old is he now? I guess that Howard was right all these years about Takei being gay. I have no problem with it. He should have come out of the closet sooner.
Augie
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Post by Augie on Dec 20, 2005 22:43:51 GMT
Hi folks,
I was listening to Howard a few weeks ago. Sal and Rich (his staff members) were fooling around in the bathroom. They both took a shit in adjacent stalls. They wiped their asses. Then, they took their shit-stained toilet paper, put it on the floor, and kicked it over to the other guy's stall.
Howard said, "What is wrong with you guys?"
They were telling this story. Everyone was hysterical laughing.
Everyone thinks that they are gay lovers.
Augie ;D
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