Bathroom Sayings

[Augie]

Hi folks,

I have seen some funny sayings written on bathroom walls over the years. Here are 2 of my favorites :

"Any idiot can piss on the floor. Be a real hero and shit on the ceiling."

"Adelphi diplomas" (with an arrow pointing to where the toilet paper comes out of the dispenser).

Note : Both of these qoutes were written on the walls of the bathroom at my Adelphi University dorm.

Augie

[Slaine mac Roth]

How about:

There's no use standing on the seat
There's things in here that jump six feet
But if you think that that is high
Go next door the bugger's fly