Post by Augie on Jul 21, 2006 15:31:54 GMT
Hi folks,
I thought of a great way of making money. I will sell "mother-in-law fart insurance". Here's how it works. Your (girthy) mother-in-law comes over your house to visit. She blasts out a tremendous fart. The whole house blows up. There is nothing left but rubble. There is a big crater where your house used to be. Through my insurance policy, you will get your house rebuilt. I'll become a multi-millionaire. Why didn't I think of this sooner?
Augie ;D
I thought of a great way of making money. I will sell "mother-in-law fart insurance". Here's how it works. Your (girthy) mother-in-law comes over your house to visit. She blasts out a tremendous fart. The whole house blows up. There is nothing left but rubble. There is a big crater where your house used to be. Through my insurance policy, you will get your house rebuilt. I'll become a multi-millionaire. Why didn't I think of this sooner?
Augie ;D