Augie
The Fart Meister
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Post by Augie on May 19, 2006 21:17:36 GMT
Hi folks, How many farts do you rip out each day? I'm looking for an average number. In a normal, average, typical day, I rip out about 50-100 farts. Split the difference and call it about 75 farts a day. This is an average day for me. If I have excessive gas, I can rip out 200-300 farts a day. I'm being dead serious here. This isn't a joke. Believe it or not, my father actually farts more than I do. In an average day, he rips out about 100-150 farts. I think it's genetic. Augie
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Augie
The Fart Meister
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Post by Augie on Aug 15, 2006 15:09:42 GMT
Hi folks,
Did you know that there are about 200 different poses you can strike just before you are about to rip out a fart?
I know this because, when I was a kid, I personally witnessed my father strike about 200 different poses just before he was about to rip out a fart.
My father perfected farting to an art form. He glorified it and made a spectacle out of it. He loves to "entertain" people by farting. He REALLY enjoys farting. I have never met anyone in my entire life (with the possible exception of Howard Stern) who enjoys farting more than my father does.
Augie ;D
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