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Augie
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Boycott Gorton/Nissui May 19, 2006 21:06:56 GMT

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Post by Augie on May 19, 2006 21:06:56 GMT

Hi folks,

Greenpeace wants everyone to boycott Gorton/Nissui foods. They are catching fish in a very environmentally-unfriendly way.

Augie

Last Edit: Jun 2, 2006 18:37:39 GMT by Augie

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