Post by Augie on Jun 19, 2006 20:36:07 GMT
Hi folks,
There is an organization called "Serving God as a Single Person". It was started a few years ago by Roman Catholic singles right here in Staten Island, NY. A woman that I dated once belongs to that organization. I know because I saw her picture in the newspaper. Also in that picture were her sister and a guy who looked VERY gay! In fact, he looked more gay then most Roman Catholic priests (98% of whom are gay).
I thought of an interesting "splinter" organization that I can be the founder of. I shall call it "Serving God as Howard Stern's 'Fartman' Character". Here's how it will work. I will go around to meetings at all of the Roman Catholic parishes in NYC dressed up as Fartman. We will listen to the "Howard Stern Show". We will have strippers and porn stars at our meetings. As a surprise, maybe Howard himself will show up every now and then.
We can also hold farting contests. there are 3 different variations you can play. This is how it works:
We will collect $30 from every person as they enter. We will have 3 "pools", and we will put $10 in each pool from each person.
The person who rips out the most farts wins all of the money in pool A.
The person who rips out the loudest fart wins all of the money in pool B.
The person who rips out the smelliest fart wins all of the money in pool C.
That's a rough idea of how the meetings will go.
Any suggestions?
Augie
There is an organization called "Serving God as a Single Person". It was started a few years ago by Roman Catholic singles right here in Staten Island, NY. A woman that I dated once belongs to that organization. I know because I saw her picture in the newspaper. Also in that picture were her sister and a guy who looked VERY gay! In fact, he looked more gay then most Roman Catholic priests (98% of whom are gay).
I thought of an interesting "splinter" organization that I can be the founder of. I shall call it "Serving God as Howard Stern's 'Fartman' Character". Here's how it will work. I will go around to meetings at all of the Roman Catholic parishes in NYC dressed up as Fartman. We will listen to the "Howard Stern Show". We will have strippers and porn stars at our meetings. As a surprise, maybe Howard himself will show up every now and then.
We can also hold farting contests. there are 3 different variations you can play. This is how it works:
We will collect $30 from every person as they enter. We will have 3 "pools", and we will put $10 in each pool from each person.
The person who rips out the most farts wins all of the money in pool A.
The person who rips out the loudest fart wins all of the money in pool B.
The person who rips out the smelliest fart wins all of the money in pool C.
That's a rough idea of how the meetings will go.
Any suggestions?
Augie
