Do you suffer from "Can't Stop Farting Disorder" (CSFD)?
I certainly do.
How about you?
Augie ;D
Have no fear, Fartman is here.
He propels himself through the air by farting.
His farts are more powerful than a speeding locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings with a single gastric blast.
***Fartman to the Rescue!!!***
***Howard Stern Rules!!!***
"I wish I had 2 assholes...so I could fart more." - Howard Stern (my favorite quote)
"I didn't fart. My ass did" - my father's favorite quote