Post by Augie on Oct 12, 2005 18:51:03 GMT
Hi folks,
My cousin went to the New Jersey shore for a vacation a few weeks ago. He took his new Cadillac. While he was there, a seagull threw a crab at his car (his new Cadillac). He was furious. He wanted to kill the seagull. He was cursing at it, etc. When he told me this, I thought of the song "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" by Iron Maiden. I was laughing.
About 1-2 years ago, he was at work. He was driving the company truck. A HUGE turtle was blocking the road. He blew the horn at it, but it wouldn't move. So he got out of the truck. He picked up the turtle to try to move it. The turtle stuck its head out and tried to bite my cousin. He threw the turtle. He was so pissed. He was cursing at it. He was trying to help it, and it tried to bite him. When he told me this story, I was hysterical laughing.
Augie ;D
My cousin went to the New Jersey shore for a vacation a few weeks ago. He took his new Cadillac. While he was there, a seagull threw a crab at his car (his new Cadillac). He was furious. He wanted to kill the seagull. He was cursing at it, etc. When he told me this, I thought of the song "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" by Iron Maiden. I was laughing.
About 1-2 years ago, he was at work. He was driving the company truck. A HUGE turtle was blocking the road. He blew the horn at it, but it wouldn't move. So he got out of the truck. He picked up the turtle to try to move it. The turtle stuck its head out and tried to bite my cousin. He threw the turtle. He was so pissed. He was cursing at it. He was trying to help it, and it tried to bite him. When he told me this story, I was hysterical laughing.
Augie ;D