Clueless with Women?

[Augie]

Hi folks,

I voted for myself.

In regard to women, I am one of the most clueless guys on the face of the earth.

Is there anyone out there even more clueless than me?

Augie

[Slaine mac Roth]

I always thought I was the most clueless when it came to the female of the species.

Then I got married and had a daughter and now I know

[Augie]

Hi folks,

I originally posted this thread on another Rush board. Someone responded, and I didn't know what to make of it.

This was his/her exact quote:

"Sadly, I think you are clueless about more than just women."

I don't know what the hell this person was talking about. I don't have the slightest clue as to what these other things are that I am supposedly clueless about. Does anyone out there have any clue as to what this person meant?

Augie

[Augie]

Hi folks,

Do you know how some guys brag that the windows fog up when they are out on a date with a girl and they make out?

Well, I have the same problem, but it is not from sex or kissing. When I am on dates with girls, the windows fog up from all of the farts I rip out. I just keep farting and farting and farting. I fart my brains out, and the windows fog up. The girl has to ride shotgun to my farts.

Does anyone else have this problem?

Augie ;D

[Augie]

Hi folks,

My cluelessness with regard to women continues.....Are you surprised?

I am 38 (almost 39) years old, and I am heterosexual. Yet, I have never had a girlfriend in my life. The longest-lasting relationship I have ever had with a woman in my entire life is one date. I have never been out on a second date with a woman in my entire life. That is unchartered territory for me. I have never been there.

Augie