My Mother's Poinsetta Plant

[Augie]

Hi folks,

I have a funny story to tell everyone.

Last Christmas, one of my female cousins bought all of her aunts (including my mother) a poinsetta plant. For some reason, my mother's is the only one that survived. All of the others died.

A few months ago, one of my male cousins was at my house. He remarked at how my mother's poinsetta plant is the only one that survived and all the others died. He wanted to know why.

I joked with him. I said, "That's because I talk to it." He burst out hysterical laughing. Then I said, "That's my psychiatrist. I tell it all my problems." He started laughing even harder. My cousin was laughing his ass off at the prospect of my mother's poinsetta plant being my psychiatrist.

A few weeks later, one of my aunts was at my house. I repeated the story to her. Then she said to me, "Well, then you better get rid of it. It's not working." My aunt was implying that I need a better psychiatrist than my mother's poinsetta plant. She is such a wise-ass. But I tease her too. She hates Howard Stern, so I make sure that I tell her all about him when she is at my house. I talk about my "sausage" too. It pisses her off and really annoys her.

Augie ;D

[Slaine mac Roth]

augie said:

Hi folks,


I joked with him. I said, "That's because I talk to it." He burst out hysterical laughing. Then I said, "That's my psychiatrist. I tell it all my problems."

You and Prince Charles both

[Augie]

admin said:

augie said:

Hi folks,


I joked with him. I said, "That's because I talk to it." He burst out hysterical laughing. Then I said, "That's my psychiatrist. I tell it all my problems."

You and Prince Charles both

Hi Slaine,

I didn't understand your post. It went WAY over my head.

Are you trying to say that Prince Charles talks to poinsetta plants because he thinks they are his psychiatrist?

Augie

[Slaine mac Roth]

I don't know if he thinks it's his psychiatrist, but there was a big thing in the press a few years ago when he revealed that he talked to his plants and told them his problems

[Augie]

admin said:

I don't know if he thinks it's his psychiatrist, but there was a big thing in the press a few years ago when he revealed that he talked to his plants and told them his problems

Hi Slaine,

The more I learn about Prince Charles, the more I like him. He sounds like an interesting and "cool" dude.

Augie ;D

[Augie]

Hi folks,

I have a new psychiatrist.

My mother threw out the above-mentioned poinsetta plant because it was getting too big. For Christmas 2005, my cousin bought my mother a new poinsetta plant. So, now I have a new psychiatrist. I don't think that this one is any better than the old one though.

Augie