Post by Augie on Jul 2, 2005 19:32:49 GMT
Hi folks,
I love to fart, I fart a lot, and I love to tell fart stories. Some people enjoy this, and some people get pissed off. I was wondering what the "people" think. Please let me know.
If you want me to demonstrate a fart for you, then please specify what type of fart you want me to rip out. Choose from the following catagories:
1)A big, loud, thunderous, make the walls vibrate, and blow the roof off the building fart.
2)A silent but violent fart.
3)A blame it on the doggie fart.
4)A clear out the room fart.
5)A machine gun fart.
6)A brown stain in my underwear fart.
7)A motor boat fart.
8)A cheesy fart.
9)A fruity fart.
10)A blue flame surprise fart.
11)Select your own type of fart.
Thank you for your input.
Augie
I love to fart, I fart a lot, and I love to tell fart stories. Some people enjoy this, and some people get pissed off. I was wondering what the "people" think. Please let me know.
If you want me to demonstrate a fart for you, then please specify what type of fart you want me to rip out. Choose from the following catagories:
1)A big, loud, thunderous, make the walls vibrate, and blow the roof off the building fart.
2)A silent but violent fart.
3)A blame it on the doggie fart.
4)A clear out the room fart.
5)A machine gun fart.
6)A brown stain in my underwear fart.
7)A motor boat fart.
8)A cheesy fart.
9)A fruity fart.
10)A blue flame surprise fart.
11)Select your own type of fart.
Thank you for your input.
Augie
